(Source: sexyanddressed)


I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

(Source: chinoking)

icantspellforshiit:

i-ran-over-oprah:

h0llo:

rodneykong:

holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn

They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

then when the baby is a young boy the dogs will die

Thanks for your input satan

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

(Source: selgods)

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy shit where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)

dietchola:

i literally don’t think there’s a single ugly person from australia 

clubgarcon:

9bmcxesjay:

Best photo they’ve taken with each other thus far

this is actually scary

clubgarcon:

9bmcxesjay:

Best photo they’ve taken with each other thus far

this is actually scary

(Source: sharmo6a)