(Source: sexyanddressed)


I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

(Source: chinoking)

icantspellforshiit:

i-ran-over-oprah:

h0llo:

rodneykong:

holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn

They are gonna grow up together being best friends and playing together and have a special bond

then when the baby is a young boy the dogs will die

Thanks for your input satan

(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

(Source: selgods)

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” 

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress

(Source: stuartstormborn)

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy shit where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)

dietchola:

i literally don’t think there’s a single ugly person from australia 

clubgarcon:

9bmcxesjay:

Best photo they’ve taken with each other thus far

this is actually scary

clubgarcon:

9bmcxesjay:

Best photo they’ve taken with each other thus far

this is actually scary

(Source: sharmo6a)